AQUARIANS ONLY NEED APPLY

by Arthur Chappell

Crisis meditation means no sink tank
Sensory deprivation flotations.
With PSI-clerks coming from the Karma-bank
Prophets are down, despite consolation
Readings from The Tibetan Book Of The Deal.
Shelf Fillers are so hard to find today.
The applicants all lack the intuitive feel
Needed to keep past life bad vibes at bay.
Share-voyants leave nothing to chants alone,
By casting their runes in the key of Aum,
While sticking pins in the voodoo thigh bone
Of the Bendy Buddha Toy Emporium
Chairman Of The Oujia Board and dreading
The demotions foretold in the I Ching.