Quotes

Like many groups of people, a FONT meeting will typically generate bizarre outbursts at regular intervals. Here are some that got preserved and recycled to fill gaps in the paper version of FONTzine...

More bubble wrap, Igor!

Says Captain Pedantic... King of The Pedantic Men... From Mars.

Bwahahaha! I am queen of three-point turns in SPVs!

Doctor Who doesn't have continuity, it has alternaity.

Every day, in every way, my life gets a little more Dilbert.

I compared the length of my online order history with other people at Novacon. I did beat them, but only by two pages.

He's been whizzing around the building like a cross between Arthur Scargill and Dracula.

It's a metaphysical mole rat.

Pine doesn't burn that well, does it?

You've never petrol-bombed an Ikea, have you?

Dept. of Evil Computer Genii:

I have a horrible vision of Bill Gates dressed like Avon.