FOUND

By Arthur Chappell.

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Jenkins, it seems that your missing luggage has now been safely located. It appears that our space-port baggage handlers unwittingly placed it onto a Betelguesian Mining freighter which will be returning to our solar system in about five light years. The captain promises to take personal care of your property until it is safely back in your hands.

We trust that this mishap will not spoil your vacation-stay on Mars, and as no one has come forward to claim the fifteen tentacle bathing costumes that you seem to have been given by mistake in place of your own luggage, we see no reason why you should not make of them what you will. Please find enclosed by way of apologies, vouchers for generous discounts off a Plutonian Ski-ing expedition.